The Expendables 2 (2012) - 5/10
As Sun Tzu wrote in his book, The Art of War, 'Man who run behind car, get exhausted.' No, that's not right... He said something about something anyway, and that's what this film is like. I grew up in the 90s, which means I dodged multiple threats; communism, catching AIDS through the TV and Yahoo chatrooms. Our only escape back then was these guys, and they were heroes of mine. Probably none more so Jean-Claude-I-Will-Kick-You-In-The-Fucking-Face-Van Damme, and he, along with Chuck Norris, join the cast for this installment. However, it's a bit of a let down.