The Woman In Black (2012) - 4/10
So being a wizard didn't work out for Harry fucking Potter and I am delighted. The little shit. He did manage to magic his eyes better though, didn't he? The fuckin' fraud... What do you mean this isn't about Harry Potter? The little posh prick in this will always be Harry Potter, so fuck him and fuck you too... I was trying to say that this film is crap. The ghosts are about as subtle as an erect cock to the face. Not to mention the old houses, spooked locals, graveyards and ghostly silhouettes. How predictable.