Hugo (2011) - 5/10
This is about a little homeless bastard that lives in a train station and is trying to fix a broken robot. The story basically revolves around him getting his shiny little friend working again and discovering its origins. I got bored half way through and started doing the ironing, which is handy, because I had fucking loads to do. My girlfriend cried, but she cries at everything. Not really my type of film though; no missiles, ass-kicking or swearing, so I'm probably being a little unfair.