The Thing (2011) - 5/10
A remake of the classic 1982 film, where a bunch of Norweigans are being all Norweigan, trekking across a desolate tundra of snow in their ski buggy, probably on the way to a picnic or something, when they fall through a hole in the ground and find a spaceship. They are then taught the ultimate reason why you shouldn't trust your fellow man. Especially your fellow Norweigan man; they might have marvelous beards, but you can't trust those bastards as far as you could throw one of their ice-breaking, seal-clubbing vessels. All in all, not a bad remake.