True Grit (2010) - 4/10
I put this on and quickly realised that I fucking hate cowboy films. In fact, I hate cowboy films so much that next time I'm having a role playing session with my girlfriend, I'm going to ask her to dress up as a cowgirl just so that I can smack her about a bit, rip off her clothes and hate fuck her. Actually, that sounds like a lot of fun. Anyway, where was I? I used to enjoy cowboy films when I was a kid, so I don't know at what point they started doing my tits in.