Bridesmaids (2011) - 5/10
So this was billed as the female version of The Hangover, and any of you with girlfriends will realise that female hangovers are a fucking pain in your arse. Just because she can't handle her drink, doesn't mean you should spend all of Sunday listening to her whinge. And she "didn't even drink that much"? Sure she didn't. Well fuck her and her slaggy, vodka guzzling friends. No I fucking won't go to McDonalds for you, and no, you greedy pig, there's no fucking chocolate in the house. Now can you please be quiet? I'm trying to watch the F1.