Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) - 6/10
Tom Cruise has been associated with the action genre longer than Hoover have been associated with vacuum cleaners, so he's getting pretty good at jumping through windows and shit. If he wants to tackle a true mission impossible, though, for the inevitable next chapter in the series, he should try convincing my wife that she'd enjoy anal. I've tried everything, from spoiling her with flowers and chocolates to threats of physical violence, and it's just not happening. What a fucking bitch.