Warrior (2011) - 8/10
I enjoyed this film about as much as I'd enjoy a foursome with Elisha Cuthbert, Mila Kunis and a tub of mayonnaise. And I fucking love mayonnaise! This is straight-out-the-top-draw shit. Who the hell risks broken bones by actually training as an MMA fighter to be in a film? Tom Hardy, that's who, motherfucker. He is a fucking animal and he is all about hate. He just oozes it out of every orafice. He preaches hate, practices hate and even stinks of pure fucking hate. He doesn't even speak English; he speaks hate. And it's brilliant.