Sucker Punch (2011) - 8/10
This is one of those films that just makes you want to stick your dick in something. It is visually stunning, and not just because the women are good looking and spend lots of time doing high kicks and back flips wearing only their underwear. They also slice throats and shoot people in the face, all in super slow motion. I just wish my girlfriend could take a punch like these girls can; it would certainly put an end to all that crying I have to put up with, every fucking time.
Sucker Punch (2011) - 9/10
Wow, just wow, super sexy ladies in stocking and corsets kick arse and take names in some of the most epic CGI you have ever seen. Do not watch this on your shitty TV in your bedroom, don't watch it in anything less than 1080p, watch it with your mates on a fucking huge screen with some serious surround and fuck the shitty world we live in for a couple of hours. Its no story to remember really but when it looks and sounds this good, who fucking cares? And that my friends is why its getting a 9.