Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) - 2/10
I nearly went to see this at the cinema when it was just released, which would have been a little embarrassing, because after about 30 minutes I would have stood right the fuck up and gone bitching to someone about getting my money back. I don't like bitching, especially to spotty 16 year olds who are on the minimum wage, so I saved myself the bother. All I had to do at home was press the stop button. No embarrassment involved.