The Hoarde (2010) - 3/10
I love gory films. If you asked me what two types of films are the most gory, I'd say zombie films and French films, so imagine my delight when I heard that there was a French zombie film. That's like gore<sup>2</sup>! Awesome. However, this film is more of a disappointment than that time I cast a love spell on that girl in my class and, for some reason, it totally didn't work. I put so much effort into it too, and my neighbour still hasn't forgiven me for killing her puppy.