Hitch (2005) - 4/10
I'm a nice guy, but sit me down at a keyboard and unleash me on the Internet and I become a foul-mouthed women-hating racist with a penchant for dead baby jokes and dick humour. It's like the pull of the Internet attracts my moral compass towards south-south-twat. That's why I get so much tail. Anyway, this is another nice-guys-finish-last RomCom, although you need to be able to put up with Will Smith smug'ing your face off from start to finish.