Monsters (2010) - 5/10
I remember this one girl that I really fancied from a class of mine at university. She came over to do an assignment with me once, and I spent the entire time trying to do it. The girl I mean, not the assignment. Eventually she called me a creep and left, so I waved my dick around in the air at the exact place that her mouth would have been moments earlier, whilst masturbating... I'm only kidding; as if I've ever had a girl over! This film has a similar theme to that, though. Oh, and there's aliens too.
Monsters (2010) - 5/10
You remember Cloverfield? Yeah? Damn decent wasnt it, ok it was annoying to but overall it was decent. Well this looked like a Cloverfield clone, giant alien monsters fall to earth over Mexcio etc after a space probe goes wrong. America decides to build a huge fuck off wall around itself (cause that would stop huge aliens who travelled through time and space to be here... jesus....) and occasionally bomb the shit outta the 'Infected Zone'. Sounds promising but fails to deliver.