Knocked Up (2007) - 5/10
So you go out, get drunk, meet someone, and then go back to one of your houses to get your fuck on, which, in my experience, is almost always a disappointment, for both of you. You then wake up in the morning regretting everything about last night, especially the bit where you forget to use a condom. And because you realise that they're a total loser, Sod's Law dictates that someone, often the woman, gets pregnant, and that's what this film is about. Next time, remember to glove up.