A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010) - 3/10
We all know the storyline to these films; if you fall asleep Freddy will come along with his Generation X Edward Scissorhands synthetic glove and stab you up, because sleeping is for loser. He's a tease though, so he lets you wake up the first two or three times, then he decides he's bored of you and the stabbing begins. The first few of these entertained me when I was seven, but that was twenty years ago, when ugly motherfuckers with knives for fingers would scare me. Now it's just shit.