First Blood Part II (1985) - 6/10
So John Rambo is back in Vietnam and this time he is sent in to a POW camp to do a surveillance mission, which - if you know anything about Rambo you will know - is like leaving a fat kid unsupervised in a sweet shop. Never before had anyone blown up so many yellow people in such fascinating fashion. Not only did he do it all alone, but he did it with exploding arrows! And his 80s, blow dried, hairdresser do remains beautifully precise throughout, too.