The Number 23 (2007) - 4/10
Some time ago a woman tried, literally, to tongue me to death. She didn't say shit, she just sort of awkwardly fell into me, pulled me close, and thrust her tongue into my mouth. Being young, drunk and full of spunk, I thought it was brilliant. Well, intially I did. Until it became uncomfortable, as her tongue forcibly probed my mouth. And that's what this film is like. It starts off promising, but when you realise that you're being taken for a bit of a face-rape, you lose interest.