The Collector (2009) - 3/10
If this film was a house guest, they wouldn't be a fun, happy guest, that brings gifts and smiles to you door. They'd be the sort of house guest that dings the bell until you answer, pushes you aside, crawls up your stairs - throwing up on the way - before kicking down your bedroom door and explosively shitting all over your bed, walls, cupboards and carpet. You probably wouldn't welcome them back. So save yourself the clean up; don't waste your time watching it.