The Man From Earth (2007) - 2/10
You know how sometimes when you need the toilet and just as you get there someone else is leaving with a resigned look of embarrassment on their face? And as you enter, desperate, you're figuratively punched in the face with a fist full of shit? But you can't leave; you've no reason to? You sit down and try to do your business, but all around you it smells of some other person's insides, and my God, it's horrendous? Yeah? Well this film stinks more than that.