Whiteout (2009) - 3/10
Remember Scooby Doo, and how awesome it was when you were a kid? They always solved those mega mysteries. Except, they wern't mega mysterious; they were shit. But that was OK, because it was for kids. This film is for adults, but it is seriously lacking when compared to Scooby Doo, and that's not OK, in fact, it's very fucking far from OK. It's pretty fucking criminal, actually. Only about 3 seconds of this is worth watching, when Kate Beckinsale gets undressed.
Whiteout (2009) - 2/10
Some girl is hunting a killer in the north pole....Should be called washout..bad acting.. awful script and your bored after ten minutes.