The Housemaid (2025) - 3/10
I watched this for one reason and one reason only. Sydney Sweeney's tits. OK, maybe two reasons. And yes I mean both of her tits. I think there was a plot somwhere in there but, to be honest, my attention was on them titties. They really are magnificent. Although, and I can't quite put my finger on it, there is something a bit odd about her face. I think it's her eyes. They seem to have, I don't know, some sort of permanently sleepy expression, like the wind changed right as she was waking up from a nap. Them tits though. 10/10. The film, markedly less. I probably would have given it a 4 but the number 3 looks a like a pair of tits on the side so there you go.