Conclave (2024) - 7/10
Spoiler Alert: The pope dies at the beginning! I mean, of fucking course he does! That's why there's a conclave at all, you soft twat! The real interesting bit is what goes on after, and, truth be told, no-one's got a fucking clue, because it's the most secret lock-in there's ever been. For all we know, it could be decided with one massive game of rock, paper, scissors. It's got the plot of Succession with the visuals of The Handmaid's Tale and the suspense of Jaws. It's worth a watch, especially for the woke amongst us.