Willow (1988) - 6/10
I loved this as a kid because when you're eight, the idea of knights, swords, witches, magic and monsters is just fascinating, isn't it? Less so the idea of baby-snatching but I saw past that, to be honest. Val Kilmer is at his rockstar best and there's enough 80s fantasy cheese to fill a substantial witches pot for a big fuck-off fondue. The real highlight, though, is the showdown between the two ancient sorceresses, as they go full WWE — throwing each other around and throttling one another like the Enchantercontinental belt is for grabs. Very little is as entertaining as two grandmas slapping, clawing, and spell-slamming each other into oblivion.