War Sailor (2022) - 5/10
This is actually a three parter but, all in all, it us feature length, so I'm going to review it like I would a feature film. Had it been 10 episodes each, I wouldn't have reviewed it because this isn't whataseries.net. Anyway, I digress. I'm guessing they maybe made this as a film but on watching it back they realised how boring it was, so spliting it into episodes was their way of freshening it up. Oh well. Never mind, lads. I mean it's alright - I don't regret having spent my time on it - but I wouldn't recommend it to anyone either. The same could, in fact, be said for many of my sexual experiences. They do a job but are they worth the hassle of having a girlfriend? I can't be sure.