Ready Or Not (2019) - 5/10
Let's be honest, we've all got pretty fucked up families in one way or another. All parents manage to break their kids somehow leaving us with monumental personality flaws that we'll be coping with our entire lives. A lot of tradition comes with weddings and this family's wedding tradition is pretty bizarre. My wife wasn't keen on the tradition I told her my family insisted on for our wedding night but thankfully she didn't ask anyone about it because I totally made it up. I'm not going to say what it was but it was a pretty disgusting sexual act. She took it well, to be honest. A few I Love Yous and a full day on the fizz can go a long way.