Gerald's Game (2017) - 4/10
We've all tied up our wives and girlfriends in the past and then done whatever we pleased haven't we? Great isn't it? Well in this film - adapted from Stephen King's book - that's what this guy does. Except instead of beating his wife about the face with his dick or leaving her there whilst he plays Xbox, he instead goes and has a heart attack. What a fucking maverick! As you can imagine, she is less than pleased with this outcome so she spends the rest of the film hallucinating and generally being a mad bastard. Unfortunately it's just a bit shit.