Don't Breathe (2016) - 4/10
Some little cunts break into this old blind guy's house looking for stuff to nick but it turns out they ain't happened upon no helpless weed. No, in fact, they happened upon some old, mean I-been-up-in-Iraq-and-shit-and-I-ain't-got-time-for-this bastard. And he don't take kindly to these baggy-pants-wearing, sideways-cap flaunting, ignorant, have-it-easy motherclucking chicken fuckers. You can probably guess the rest.