10 Cloverfield Lane (2016) - 6/10
Went in expecting this to be a monster movie or an alien movie or something but it ain't either. It's a crazy-guy-gone-done-kidnapped-me movie. Or is it? Not sure what's happened to Mary Elizabeth Winstead either. She used to be fucking fit; now she's just alright in the same way that every girl you ever fancied in school just became alright after having had a kid. In much the same way that this film is just alright, alright?