Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) - 6/10
This was entertaining enough - even amusing in parts - but it just wasn't, err, real enough for me, I suppose. Nowadays, unless I'm watching someone really struggle through the banalities of life, in constant torment and right on the brink of self-destruction, well, I just don't really dig it. Give me a Romanian film about a one-armed child conceived through incest over another superhero film any day. I fully expect tears, shouting, swearing and violence. And plenty of it. But, you know, that's just me.