Terminator Genisys (2015) - 5/10
Is nothing sacred anymore? This film, which is meant to follow on from T2, basically spoils the storylines of the first two Terminator films. How fucking dare they, right? The only good thing about this was seeing Arnie kicking arse again. Oh, and also Emilia Clarke's cleavage. It tries to be far too clever, and, basically, is just another time traveling action film, which we're all fucking sick of by now. I sincerely hope they don't make another.