There is literally nothing good about newspapers. Fuck knows how they're still going. If you can give me one benefit to newspapers, I'll give you a better alternative. Portable news stories, you say? Use the Internet on your phone. Entertainment reviews? Again, the Internet on your phone. Tits, you say? Are you for real? Do I need to even suggest it? There's more tits on the Internet than anything else. Why limit yourself to one pair a day... Anyway, newspapers are shit and this is an example of why.
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