Terms And Conditions May Apply (2013) - 6/10
When my girlfriend moved in, I forced her to sign a co-habitation agreement. She read the first few points which was basically just legal shit I'd nick off the Internet. Towards the end, knowing she'd quickly get bored reading it, I added a few clauses. You know, like, sexual ones. Of course, knowing no better, she signed it. You don't even want to know what she's legal bound to do on the first Thursday of every month; it's fucking disgusting.