chris has written a total of 43 reviews with an average rating of 6. chris particularly liked Aliens (1986).
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Kill List (2011) - 8/10
If you have ever been in a hole of despair after a 3 day drug and alcohol binge, then I certainly wouldnt watch this to claw yourself out of it. Especially if you're a father...
Drive (2011) - 9/10
Classic cinema.
Super 8 (2011) - 6/10
Decent.. the sound when the train crashes in cinema was amazin..
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) - 7/10
Starts off slow but the terror increases steadily throughout... The fact a child is in grave danger makes it more scary... And the ending is proper clever... Better than the first.
Unthinkable (2010) - 6/10
Would have been much more entertaining if Michael Sheen had kept his Brian Clough accent... Decent though.
Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole (2010) - 1/10
The only children in the entire world who could possibly like this are Bill Oddie's... I would rather put my kids in the hands of a nonce ring than let them endure this again.
Monsters Vs Aliens (2009) - 7/10
Very very daft but good fun... Seth Rogen as a blue blob is an inspired piece of casting.
Devil (2010) - 7/10
I will forgive M. Night Shamayalan for 'The Happening' after watching this... Very tense throughout... Would recommend.
The Lives Of Others (2006) - 7/10
Totally absorbing and original thriller...
The Crazies (2010) - 2/10
I would rather watch amateur porn filmed in Netherley than watch this shit again.
The Departed (2006) - 8/10
A brilliant movie with the most satisfying ending.. Every workplace should have a staff sergeant Dignum......
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore (2010) - 1/10
Would rather spend 90 minutes with the Talibans most adept torturer than watch this again.
The French Connection 2 (1975) - 9/10
As good if not better than the first...with the most satisfying ending.
The French Connection (1971) - 9/10
For me, to watch a film over and over again it has to have lines you can quote to your mates religiously..this is deffo one of them.
Inception (2010) - 9/10
More enjoyable than a threesome with 2 lesbian twin sisters.
Hunger (2008) - 9/10
Fucking excellent film. Maggie Thatcher was a cunt.
Burn After Reading (2008) - 5/10
Comedy farce from the Coen brothers largely forgettable apart from one proper funny laugh out loud scene in the middle... Worth watchin just for that....just.
Eastern Promises (2007) - 7/10
If you thought aragorn was hard in lord of the rings get on to him here with his cock out despatching cockney gangsters...brutal.
Shrek Forever After (2010) - 2/10
PANTS..... If you have kids take them the park instead of wasting your cash watching this shite.
Tooth Fairy (2010) - 5/10
I must be honest.. I was fucking dreading this but it wasnt as bad I expected and the kids really liked it. Plus who would have thought they would be quoting lines from predator.