chris has written a total of 43 reviews with an average rating of 6. chris particularly liked Aliens (1986).
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Kill List (2011) - 8/10
If you have ever been in a hole of despair after a 3 day drug and alcohol binge, then I certainly wouldnt watch this to claw yourself out of it. Especially if you're a father...
Drive (2011) - 9/10
Super 8 (2011) - 6/10
Decent.. the sound when the train crashes in cinema was amazin..
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010) - 7/10
Starts off slow but the terror increases steadily throughout... The fact a child is in grave danger makes it more scary... And the ending is proper clever... Better than the first.
Unthinkable (2010) - 6/10
Would have been much more entertaining if Michael Sheen had kept his Brian Clough accent... Decent though.
The only children in the entire world who could possibly like this are Bill Oddie's... I would rather put my kids in the hands of a nonce ring than let them endure this again.
Monsters Vs Aliens (2009) - 7/10
Very very daft but good fun... Seth Rogen as a blue blob is an inspired piece of casting.
Devil (2010) - 7/10
I will forgive M. Night Shamayalan for 'The Happening' after watching this... Very tense throughout... Would recommend.
The Lives Of Others (2006) - 7/10
Totally absorbing and original thriller...
The Crazies (2010) - 2/10
I would rather watch amateur porn filmed in Netherley than watch this shit again.
The Departed (2006) - 8/10
A brilliant movie with the most satisfying ending.. Every workplace should have a staff sergeant Dignum......
Would rather spend 90 minutes with the Talibans most adept torturer than watch this again.
As good if not better than the first...with the most satisfying ending.
The French Connection (1971) - 9/10
For me, to watch a film over and over again it has to have lines you can quote to your mates religiously..this is deffo one of them.
Inception (2010) - 9/10
More enjoyable than a threesome with 2 lesbian twin sisters.
Hunger (2008) - 9/10
Fucking excellent film. Maggie Thatcher was a cunt.
Burn After Reading (2008) - 5/10
Comedy farce from the Coen brothers largely forgettable apart from one proper funny laugh out loud scene in the middle... Worth watchin just for that....just.
Eastern Promises (2007) - 7/10
If you thought aragorn was hard in lord of the rings get on to him here with his cock out despatching cockney gangsters...brutal.
Shrek Forever After (2010) - 2/10
PANTS..... If you have kids take them the park instead of wasting your cash watching this shite.
Tooth Fairy (2010) - 5/10
I must be honest.. I was fucking dreading this but it wasnt as bad I expected and the kids really liked it. Plus who would have thought they would be quoting lines from predator.