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Willo has written a total of 174 reviews with an average rating of 7. Willo particularly liked The Silence Of The Lambs (1991), Fight Club (1999), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991), Pulp Fiction (1994), Taken (2008), Amélie (2001), Predator (1987), Se7en (1995), Ghostwatch (1992) and Goodfellas (1990).

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13 (2010) - 6/10

I sort of see this film as a cross between Hostel and Bloodsport.. Simple idea but quite unique. Feel sorry for the poor fucker involved but serves him right really..

Posted by Willo on Saturday, February 26, 2011 / imdb / amazon

The Troll Hunter (2010) - 8/10

Since the days of Predator and Alien, I have wanted a film to capture my attention and on the scale these films did. Many Hollywood knobheads have tried and miserably failed and after years of torture, sitting thru absolute horse shit movies with woeful acting and dire scirpts, this monster movie has restored my faith. It's scary, funny, interesting, detailed and very very well put together.. A must watch which could become a classic.. TRooooooooOOOLLLLLL !!!!

Posted by Willo on Monday, February 14, 2011 / imdb / amazon

Speed (1994) - 6/10

Watched this for like the 5th time the other night and the amount "oh fuck off, as if" moments were frequent and plenty. Still a good concept though and a decent rollercoaster action jaunt..

Posted by Willo on Wednesday, November 24, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Tony (2009) - 8/10

This is a movie I won't be forgetting anytime soon. Brutal, real and intensely addictive, Tony will give you weird fucked up dreams I guarantee. Oh and you'll defo see that loner in work with the dodgy haircut in a different light after watching this film. Must see, an hour long insight into insanity !!

Posted by Willo on Monday, September 6, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Ghost Town (2008) - 5/10

Didn't mind this yano, put it this way, it kept me bird happy for 90 mins, for that alone... Thankyou Gervais.

Posted by Willo on Monday, September 6, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Moon (2009) - 7/10

Ok, this movie isn't gonna win any action awards but I really enjoyed it.. Few nice little twists and excellently paced, not too short or epically long.. Fucks with your head a bit but that's totally the idea.. As previously mentioned, not for the ladies but they can get so much housework done in 1hr 30mins that everyone's a winner !!

Posted by Willo on Thursday, August 26, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Reign Of Fire (2002) - 7/10

Don't you just love Dragons.. As scary as they are, a big part of me wishes they were real and still around today. Imagine how entertaining the walk home from the boozer would be !! If this film was on for 4 hours I think I'd still watch it again and again.. Sets an incredible atmosphere and looks great..

Posted by Willo on Tuesday, August 24, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Trainspotting (1996) - 9/10

Will remain one of the most memorable movies of my generation.. So dirty and repulsive and yet so light hearted and hilarious in parts.. Suppository in the toilet scene is just so unique you won't believe what you're watchin !!

Posted by Willo on Tuesday, August 24, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Rampage (2009) - 7/10

If I get made to work over Christmas then this is the kinda shit you're gonna see !!! It's nothing that we haven't sorta seen before but its done well and it's pretty fuckin scary. Thing is, there are crazy fooks out there who actually do very similar shit to this so beware people and always were your bulletproof vest when shopping at Morrisons !!

Posted by Willo on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Prestige (2006) - 7/10

Really good movie, I sometimes struggle with films set in this era but this is kept cool as fuck with the handsome Dans taking lead.. Amazing story which as previously mentioned is a bit obvious.. If you havent seen it then abracadbra a copy from Piratebay.. Daadaaahh !!!

Posted by Willo on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Good Will Hunting (1997) - 8/10

Superb film throughout, Maaaaaattttt Daaaamon shines as a troubled genius and Robin Williams doing another serious role which personally I think he should do more of.. Gets quite emotional aswell..

Posted by Willo on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Ghostbusters (1984) - 8/10

"HE SLIMED ME !!!" I must've repeated that line about 500 times when I was a kid.. I would've given my nut sack to be a Ghostbuster.. It never happened though and ghosts arent real anyway.. But if they were, who the fuck you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS !!!!

Posted by Willo on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Rounders (1998) - 8/10

If you're not the biggest fan of poker, you'll love this film. If you like poker, then you're gonna cream your kecks boyo !!! They say that the popularity of Texas hold 'em increased considerably after this movie was released.. It shows the game in a very glamourous way when also showing the lows that can be experienced, the oh so fucking lows, oh my god whyyyyy did I go all in on a pair?? Thats it I've lost the house and the car.. "C'mon luv, lets get you workin the streets again" I love poker!

Posted by Willo on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Happening (2008) - 6/10

Ya know what, after seeing the tree in my garden come back to life, I'll believe anything !! I think I'd class this as a sort of apocalyptic movie which is right up my street.. As always, spoilt a bit by the hype but does the job.. Some good deaths tho, which is always a treat.. Sick fuckers aren't we ?

Posted by Willo on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Tony Manero (2008) - 4/10

This is one weird, fucked up, made with a tenna movie.. Honestly, I cant stress how much my mind flexed when watching the Tony Manero wannabe strut his stuff.. I'd had a smoke, granted but this fucks with your shit.. Strange..

Posted by Willo on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Starship Troopers (1997) - 6/10

I always remember watching this an being mentally destroyed when that bird gets killed.. Dunno why, just did.. Crazy huh ? Proper cheesy sci-fi bug killin movie.. Good fun.. Pretty dated now though..

Posted by Willo on Monday, August 23, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Blood Diamond (2006) - 9/10

If you haven't seen this movie then I assure you, you're missing out.. Somebody told me it was boring in parts, err, don't agree. Thought it was paced brilliantly and full of action.. Dicaprio was outstanding, in fact so were the whole cast, bar the lead female. Really opens your eyes to what goes on too..

Posted by Willo on Friday, July 16, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Kingdom (2007) - 8/10

Ok, so the Americans are saving the day once again in the middle east, but this time its different.. They're not knobheads !! Shaky camera shots throw you into the environment and make u realise how shit scary it can be over there when a gang of dirty suicidal terrorists are on your case..

Posted by Willo on Friday, July 16, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Pianist (2002) - 8/10

I cannot believe this movie slipped through my net, absolutely loved it, from beginning to end. Adrian Brody's performance is second to none and I dont think I've ever felt more sympathy for a middle aged male character ever before. The movie is a sort of cut down diary of the famous Polish pianist, Wladyslaw Szpilman over several years during the Nazi invasion of Warsaw and it's so deep, deeper than a Amsterdam whores love tunnel.. Seriously tho, free yourself for 2 1/2 hrs and immerse yourself.

Posted by Willo on Wednesday, July 14, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Green Zone (2010) - 4/10

Once again an Iraqi war film which has the potential to push my buttons.. Unfortunately not, Matt Damon just doesn't fit in this role and its all a very predictable and basic storyline.. Hence I wanted to push my own buttons, to another channel.. I just get the impression that no-one could give a shit when making this movie..

Posted by Willo on Wednesday, July 14, 2010 / imdb / amazon

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