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TheFilmQuoter has written a total of 50 reviews with an average rating of 8. TheFilmQuoter particularly liked Se7en (1995), Fight Club (1999), The Matrix (1999), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998), American Psycho (2000), Snatch (2000), Pulp Fiction (1994) and V for Vendetta (2005).

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Days of Thunder (1990) - 7/10

"If you two wanna turn yourselves into a greasy spot on a country road somewhere, go right ahead. I don't give a shit and I don't think anybody else does, regardless what they say to your face. But you two monkeys are not going to do it on my racetrack."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Wednesday, April 13, 2011 / imdb / amazon

Goodfellas (1990) - 9/10

"For us to live any other way was nuts. To us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Wednesday, March 30, 2011 / imdb / amazon

Gran Torino (2008) - 7/10

"I blow a hole in your face and then I go in the house, and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that... We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea; use you for sandbags."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Friday, February 18, 2011 / imdb / amazon

Network (1976) - 7/10

"We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Friday, February 11, 2011 / imdb / amazon

The Book Of Eli (2010) - 8/10

"It's not a fuckin' book! It's a weapon. A weapon aimed right at the hearts and minds of the weak and the desperate. It will give us control of them. If we want to rule more than one small, fuckin' town, we have to have it. People will come from all over, they'll do exactly what I tell 'em if the words are from the book. It's happened before and it'll happen again. All we need is that book."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Monday, January 31, 2011 / imdb / amazon

In The Loop (2009) - 7/10

"Just fucking do it! Otherwise you'll find yourself in some medieval war zone in the Caucasus with your arse in the air, trying to persuade a group of men in balaclavas that sustained sexual violence is not the fucking way forward!"

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Thursday, January 13, 2011 / imdb / amazon

300 (2006) - 8/10

"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Tuesday, December 7, 2010 / imdb / amazon

It (1990) - 8/10

"I'm every nightmare you've ever had. I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Wednesday, December 1, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The King of Kong (2007) - 8/10

"I wanted to be a hero. I wanted to be the center of attention. I wanted the glory, I wanted the fame. I wanted the pretty girls to come up and say, 'Hi, I see that you're good at Centipede.'"

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Thursday, November 25, 2010 / imdb / amazon

28 Weeks Later (2007) - 8/10

"Abandon selective targeting. Shoot everything. Targets are now free. We've lost control."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Friday, November 19, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Planet Terror (2007) - 6/10

"I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Wednesday, November 17, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Primer (2004) - 7/10

"If you ditch work this afternoon, and promise to do the few small things I ask you; I will in return show you the most important thing that any living organism has ever witnessed."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Saturday, November 6, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Boiler Room (2000) - 8/10

"Now you all look money hungry and that's good. Anybody who tells you that money is the root of all evil, doesn't fucking have any. They say money can't buy happiness; look at the fucking smile on my face! Ear to ear, baby! You want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari 355 Cabriolet. What's up? I have a ridiculous house at the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Saturday, October 30, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Unbreakable (2000) - 7/10

"And, to answer your question, there are two reasons why I'm looking at you like this. One because it seems in a few minutes you will officially be the only survivor of this train wreck, and two, because you didn't break one bone, you don't have a scratch on you."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Monday, October 25, 2010 / imdb / amazon

American Beauty (1995) - 8/10

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me, but it's hard to stay mad when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Sunday, October 24, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Vanilla Sky (2001) - 7/10

"You're rich and women love you, and I'm from Ohio and I'm drunk. Can I tell you the truth? I dig her. And I've never said this to you before about any girl, but she could be - could be, could be, could be - the girl of my fucking dreams."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Friday, October 15, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Sexy Beast (2000) - 8/10

"What you think this is, the wheel of fortune? You think you can make your dough and fuck off? Leave the table? Thanks Don, see you Don, off to sunny Spain now Don, fuck off Don. Lying in your pool like a fat blob laughing at me, you think I'm gonna have that? You really think I'm gonna have that, ya ponce? All right, I'll make it easy for you. God knows you're fucking trying. Are you gonna do the job? It's not a difficult question. Are you gonna do the job, yes or no?"

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Wednesday, October 13, 2010 / imdb / amazon

The Dark Knight (2008) - 8/10

"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things. The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon's got plans. You know, they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Thursday, September 30, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Memento (2000) - 8/10

"Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant if you have the facts."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Tuesday, September 21, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Gangs of New York (2002) - 7/10

"You know how I stayed alive this long? All these years? Fear. The spectacle of fearsome acts. Somebody steals from me, I cut off his hands. He offends me, I cut out his tongue. He rises against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike, raise it high up so all on the streets can see. That's what preserves the order of things: Fear."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Monday, September 20, 2010 / imdb / amazon

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