Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has been reviewed just once.
People keep telling me to watch True Blood and I keep telling them to get fucked. However, vampire hunting has a good legacy of being entertaining; Lost Boys, Blade, Buffy... Ok, maybe not Buffy, but still. So I watched this and it turns out it isn't based on fact! So fuck you, Abe... Anyway, it's as you would expect; brilliantly CGI'd, ridiculous throughout and laugh-out-loud at points, but hardly ground-breaking.