The Intouchables has been reviewed just once.
The Intouchables (2011) - 7/10
An aristocrat invites a black man into his home and - wait, I know what you're thinking, you racist bastard. You're thinking he thieves from him aren't you? Well, what actually happens is, he totally does fucking steal from him! Come on now, black people, you're not helping yourselves. Anyway, it turns out that French people do have a sense of humour, and unlikely friendships can blossom. And if you've ever described a friendship as blossoming before, you must be a bad dick'ead.