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Colombiana (2011) - 5/10

How many times are Hollywood going to use the hot-girl-going-around-murdering-people routine? The only thing unique about this one is that she draws a cock or some shit on their chest as a calling card once she's done it, which is the ultimate insult. They're going to have to spend eternity in the after life being laughed at. Not because they have dicks on their chests, no, but because they got killed by a girl! The fuckin' fags. I've never met a single girl in my life that threw a decent punch. And believe me, I know about beating up women.

Posted by Mike on Tuesday, March 6, 2012 / imdb / amazon

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