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No Strings Attached (2011) - 4/10

I only watched this because the poster has Natalie Portman in her underwear and it suggests that you get to see her engaging in sexual activity, and you do! However, it's softer than my dick was during The Queen's Christmas speech of 1984. And I know she was much younger and much, much hotter back then, but I wasn't even 2 years old, so I couldn't have gotten hard even if Medusa had used a polyurethane adhesive as lube to wank me off. I bet you're picturing that now, aren't you? I fucking hope so.

Posted by Mike on Wednesday, July 13, 2011 / imdb / amazon

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