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Cast Away (2000) - 6/10

You know what? Fuck this film and fuck Tom hanks. You know why? Because what's in the FedEx box, Tom? Seriously. I can't believe you don't get to see what is in that fucking box. Actually, I know what's in the box. A huge slice of corporate-sponsored, product-placed, Fuck You flavoured pie. And even though you didn't get to see it, they still managed to feed you every last crumb of it.

Posted by Mike on Tuesday, May 17, 2011 / imdb / amazon

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