Kings Of Pastry has been reviewed just once.
Kings Of Pastry (2009) - 5/10
There are a certain group of pastry chefs that get such vigorous hard-ons for desserts that they compete in a sort of pastry world cup every four years, in which the best are given the title of Meilleur Ouvrier de France, which basically means they're like the Tiger Woods of the pastry world, and all they get to show for it is a medal, and some crazy pussy, I assume. It's a bit like watching the X Factor but you end up with a massive appetite for cake rather than a massive appetite for punching Simon Cowell's smug fucking face in.