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Max Payne (2008) - 3/10

This film makes about as much sense as keeping your ketchup in the fridge. Oh, you do that? Well get a fucking grip. When was the last time you put it on anything cold? Actually, I don't want to know. I'm sure it will disgust me. My point is that most (normal) people put it on warm things, like chips, and my penis. Wait, what? Yeah, my girlfriend fucking loves ketchup! Anyway, just stop it. It doesn't make it taste nicer and if you're worried about it going off, then you're obviously not eating enough of it! Try putting some on your penis though, seriously. Girls love that shit.

Posted by Mike on Friday, March 4, 2011 / imdb / amazon

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