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Salt has been reviewed a total of 4 times with an average rating of 6.

Salt (2010) - 6/10

So according to this film Russia has thousands of spies integrated into the West, readying themselves for Day X. It made me wonder if anyone I know might be a Russian spy. I came up with 3 possibilities: my mate, Mark; my girlfriend, Claire; or my next door neighbour, Admiral Cloakanddaggerov. I'm going to keep an eye on all three, just in case. You'll find yourself muttering plenty of 'as if's and 'why is he/she doing that's during this film, but it's entertaining enough.

Posted by Mike on Sunday, September 5, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Salt (2010) - 7/10

Didn't think id like this because I don't like hard woman..they don't fucking exist..i could batter every woman on this planet just ask my disabled wife...anyway..good story line and nice fight scenes ..thought Jolie was boss.

Posted by Jim on Friday, September 17, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Salt (2010) - 6/10

Have you seen the car chase? Never mind shooting round fucking corners? Its awesome for the CGI etc but you do LOL at the stupid shit. Never watch with a physics nut. Steven Hawkings would sound like a V90 modem he'd be so enraged.

Posted by Phil on Monday, July 16, 2012 / imdb / amazon

Salt (2010) - 6/10

Not a bad film, but not great either. More over the top senseless action in parts with a fair few twists along the way. Oh and Angelina's moist box ....

Posted by Serial45 on Monday, September 20, 2010 / imdb / amazon

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