Slumdog Millionaire has been reviewed just once.
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) - 6/10
This film, essentially, is a love story, and I don't like love stories, because I'm a man, and men don't fall in love; not in real life. In real life men just find a woman willing to cook their dinner, do their ironing, put up with their farting, and ocassionally give them somewhere to put their dick. It's functional, not this lovey dovey shit women make up. The film is also based around a gameshow, Millionaire, which is obviously as well known as Chris Tarrant is an annoying, smug cunt, and thus needs no explanation.