Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull has been reviewed just once.
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008) - 3/10
This film is a self-indulgent, egotistic, load of shit. It's a bit like that time you asked your girlfriend to undress, didn't bother with any foreplay, and just promptly fucked her, without any attempt to please her, at all. You had your orgasm as soon as you felt like it, didn't you? And then you got up and went and spent the next hour on YouTube, whilst she cried herself to sleep, didn't you? You selfish bastard.