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Ninja Assassin has been reviewed a total of 3 times with an average rating of 6.

Ninja Assassin (2009) - 6/10

Ninjas, fucking everywhere, you cant see the little bastards but you know their about. You can feel there little beady eyes watching you. Trained over years to be the ultimate killers, silent, steathly and deadly. In this one of the highly trained pyjama wearing nutters decides to up and leave the order, massive disrespect as you can imagine, why does he leave? where does he go? Will he take revenge? The rumour is hes off to join the enemy, the arch enemy, the Pirates!!! :-).

Posted by Phil on Wednesday, April 14, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Ninja Assassin (2009) - 6/10

You can't get more sneaky than a ninja, you just can't !! Now there were times when I still lived with my parents when I myself thought I was a ninja.. This was usually about 3am on a Sunday morning after a heavy session and multiple controlled substances tryin to get to my bedroom in total silence.. Learning to be a ninja is hard and painful but its not a patch on getting caught wide eyed on the stairs by Ye ma.. Decent movie btw..

Posted by Willo on Wednesday, April 14, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Ninja Assassin (2009) - 7/10

I've never before seen death so beautifully choreographed before. Picture the most nimble dancer gracefully pirouetting to the most moving death symphony imaginable. Now put a deadly shiv in their hand and add bucketfulls of blood. This is something like that. With a name like Ninja Assassin it sounds like some really bad Sega Master System game that you picked up for Ł2 in a bargain bucket back in '91, but it's actually good. And like all good games, the end level boss is ridiculously hard.

Posted by Mike on Wednesday, January 12, 2011 / imdb / amazon

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