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Commando has been reviewed a total of 3 times with an average rating of 5.

Commando (1985) - 6/10

Arnie takes on an entire army on his own, none of this stealth crap either, hes no ninja, he just runs into a field with his belt fed MG31 and unloads and unloads and unloads, mega death follows till he ends up face to face with Bennet the knife wielding psycho , chainmail sporting, semi queer, bad guy. Needless to say its typical Arnie of the era, lots of guns, camo face paint and shirt off action. Its the 80's at its best! Bonus points go to the first to name his now famous daughter...

Posted by Phil on Friday, March 5, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Commando (1985) - 6/10

When you're 10 this film is truly brilliant. Double 'ard Arnie runnining around with bag fulls of guns, kicking arse and taking names. I must have seen it at least once a year around that age, and watching John Matrix kill an entire army of baddies to rescue his daugther is the epitome of entertainment. The idea of breaking into a gun store and stealing a bunch of guns was my life's ultimate goal. Unfortunately it's not as good as that now, but it's still entertaining, and worth a laugh.

Posted by Mike on Saturday, February 13, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Commando (1985) - 5/10

Vintage Schwarzenegger...he has to rescue his daughter from an exiled dictator..watched this years ago and was well impressed..watching it now the acting truly is awful..but still gets a 5.

Posted by Jim on Friday, February 12, 2010 / imdb / amazon

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