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Trainspotting has been reviewed a total of 6 times with an average rating of 9.

Trainspotting (1996) - 9/10

"I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Shites it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the fuck out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine."

Posted by TheFilmQuoter on Thursday, July 22, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Trainspotting (1996) - 9/10

Inspired and disgusted a whole generation, raw but funny, wrong but right, everyone should see this at least once.

Posted by Phil on Friday, December 4, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Trainspotting (1996) - 9/10

Will remain one of the most memorable movies of my generation.. So dirty and repulsive and yet so light hearted and hilarious in parts.. Suppository in the toilet scene is just so unique you won't believe what you're watchin !!

Posted by Willo on Tuesday, August 24, 2010 / imdb / amazon

Trainspotting (1996) - 9/10

Started me on the brown this film don't regret watchin it Begbie is joint hardest person in a film ever (Don Logan Sexy Beast).

Posted by AndyO on Saturday, December 12, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Trainspotting (1996) - 9/10

Begbie (Robert Carlyle) makes this film for me, "I told you to bring the cards ya doss cunt."

Posted by Jim on Friday, December 11, 2009 / imdb / amazon

Trainspotting (1996) - 9/10

I don't condone drug taking, but this is an absolute classic. All the characters in this are brilliantly depicted, and the storyline is a beauty. Renton says it best himself, "I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?"

Posted by Mike on Monday, November 30, 2009 / imdb / amazon

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