The Odyssey has been reviewed just once.
The Odyssey (2026) - 6/10
This is basically the ancient Greek version of trying to find your way home after a massive bender. You set off thinking you know exactly where you are, encounter several increasingly baffling obstacles, lose all sense of time and eventually arrive home without your phone, looking like absolute fucking shit. The only thing missing is spending three hours talking about Star Wars to someone you don’t recognise, in a kitchen you’ve never seen before, while drinking a spirit someone swears they brought back from Tenerife. Having said that, this mad twat somehow ends up living on a deserted beach with Charlize Theron and decides things could be better. Fuck off, mate. I’d sign up to that life in a second.