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It Chapter Two (2019) - 5/10

You know what this reminds me of? You know that home-made porn you've got of you and your ex-girlfriend from 2007? The one you watch more regularly than you'd care to admit? You know how you often wonder what it'd be like to have sex with her again now? Well, you know what, it wouldn't be good. She's gotten awfully selfish in the last decade, not to mention that she's had three kids and put on four stone. She doesn't even wear make up anymore for fucks sake. Just because something was good back then doesn't mean it'll be good now. And the remakes (both parts) of Stephen King's It are definite proof of that.

Posted by Mike on Monday, September 30, 2019 / imdb / amazon

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